“The floor seemed wonderfully solid. It was comforting to know I had fallen and could fall no farther.” -Sylvia Plath
Why was Oedipus against profanity?
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.
how did emma watson manage to graduate from one of the most prestigious universities while filming and doing press for at least like one movie every year she was there i can barely manage attending university and washing my hair maybe twice a week
With a time-turner, duh
If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.
simple tips to gain my friendship
- have a dog
- show me pictures of your dog
- invite me over to pet your dog
- be a dog